Friday, July 04, 2008

Lakshvataram

Kamal is a great actor.
  1. He has won a the National Film Award for Best Child Artist
  2. He has won several national awards for best actor
  3. He has won several Filmfare Best Tamil Actor Award. I would be surprised if he has not won the most number of these awards
  4. He has won Filmfare Best Telugu Actor Award
  5. He has won the Filmfare Best Kannada Actor Award
  6. Several of his movies were nominated for the Best Foreign Language Film
  7. He has won a regional Filmfare award for a Malayalam movie
  8. He has acted in several blockbuster Hindi movies
In short, and to repeat, Kamal is a great actor.

Kamal has also done dual roles, there have been three Kamals in the same movie, and finally in Dasavatharam there are no less than 10 Kamals. I looked at the cast and was disappointed to see only ten entries for Kamal. Hence I refuse to watch this movie. I feel there are too few Kamals in the movie. One cannot get enough of Kamal. So I am going to wait for a movie where Kamal also plays the role of a pole dancing Mallika Sherawat.

Why not? Nothing is too hard for Kamal.

In fact I have a great idea for his next movie. A movie where the hero is Kamal, his girl friend is Kamal, Mom and Dad are Kamal. After marriage, his kids are little Kamals. The bad guy is Kamal, the bad girl (pole dancer) is Kamal. All the assorted side characters are Kamals. The play back singers both male and female, the director, assistant director, producer, lyricist, choreographer are all -- you got it Kamal.

Here is the neat trick - the entire audience in every movie hall is also composed of Kamal .... and I have the name for this movie - Lakshavatharam.

Remember, when this movie gets made, you heard of the scoop first in this blog.

PS: I tried some alternate names, since there are Crores of humans in India, I tried Croravatharam. It did not sound so catchy.

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